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20TH CENTURY FOX PRESENTS
A SILLY SYMPSONY

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VILLAMÚSICA

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SPRINGFIELD LAND

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JAZZ FESTIVAL TODAY!

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ONLY CLASSICAL MUSIC!

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THE PUNTEOLAQUE

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MOUSICA'S BAR

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KING TUT'S PEOPLE STORE

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VILLAMETAL

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ALL MUSIC IS WELCOME

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A SILLY SYMPSONY

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SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

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One is the loneliest number

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What will you ever tell

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Two can be as bad as one

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It's the loneliest number
after number one

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A no is the saddest experience
what will you know

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Yes, it is the saddest experience
what will you know

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Because one is the loneliest number
what will you ever tell

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COMPOSER
"A LONELIEST NUMBER"

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DIED OF HEART ATTACK
ON VALENTINE'S DAY

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One is the loneliest number,
worse than two

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I think it has been clear.

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The rain has washed away
the patio shed.

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Sports haunt me.

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It's called precipitation

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because it always precipitates
rebellious behaviors.

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DIRECTOR

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The saddest thing of all

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They are the ones who have no friends
to play in the rain,

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condemned to suffer pneumonia for one.

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A ball of paper?

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At least someone pays attention to me.

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The best thing is that they are your own duties.

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EFFECTS OF FRATERNAL RIVALRY

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LETTERS TO SANTA CLAUS

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ANSWERS FROM SANTA CLAUS

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LIBRARY

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Long!

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LITTLE WOMEN

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You are never alone surrounded by...

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...the autobiography

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of Charles Manson?

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STUDY TABLE
BY LISA SIMPSON

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USES OF THE OLD WEST

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VOLUME THREE:
EQUESTRIAN ETIQUETTE

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Hello. I'm new, second year.

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Don't you love the rain?

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New student?

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Have you already made friends?

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Just Charlotte, Emily and Anne.

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It's a reference
to the Brontë sisters!

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Did you catch my reference
to the Brontë sisters?

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Nice to meet you, Lisa Simpson.

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How do you know my name?

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I deciphered the anagrams in your notebook.

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BAD SYNOPSIS, SIMPLE YES,
WITHOUT A THOUSAND STEPS

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Be Lisa?

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Isabel!

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Spaghetti.

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Digamelon?

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Lisa, you have a call
of a certain Isabel.

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May I know what it is about?

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A new friendship in the making?

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And why don't you make new friends?

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What's wrong with the one I have?

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I finally got out
the dragee of the inner ear.

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I was right, it was the green one.

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Don't eat it, it was in his ear.

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Don't eat it, it was in his ear.

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Don't eat it, it was in the child's ear
and in the dog's mouth.

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Don't eat it.

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For the love of God!

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And don't you hate being the middle child?

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Yes, always in the car
They sit me in the middle.

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Thus it is impossible to read.

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Lisa, your dinner is getting cold!

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They are raw vegetables, they are eaten cold.

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someone who loves you
He has put melted butter on them.

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Thank you, Mr. Bergstrom.
I'll tell Lisa you stopped by.

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I must go.

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Okay, just one more thing.

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We are both doing a presentation
about Franklin Roosevelt.

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Why don't we do them together?

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Incredible.
Someone wants to be my partner.

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I can't screw her up.

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Downloading, downloading, downloading,

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downloading, downloading...

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I'M IN!

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Franklin Roosevelt founded a brave group
of reforms known as the New Deal.

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That went against the traditional
American limited government.

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P.S. It was also unconstitutional.

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Roosevelt's strong leadership contributed
for the US to win World War II.

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Until the cowardly Democrats
they sold us in Yalta.

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In case you haven't noticed, Lisa,
I'm a republican.

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-Republican like Lincoln?
-No.

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-Republican like Reagan?
-Try again.

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President Bush Sr.?

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-You're getting closer.
-My God.

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Lisa, I have to say it's been fun.
see how they lowered your smoke.

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It's not said like that.

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And the smoke rises again.

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I can't believe
That someone like you is a Republican.

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I mean, isn't your last name Gutiérrez?

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What do you mean exactly?

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I'm just saying that someone with your ancestry,

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that could be anyone
of the many that there are,

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I don't mean to pigeonhole you...

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Is it because she is Catholic?

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I am a non-practicing Jew from Argentina.

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-Oh, wow!
-Do you know what that means?

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Is there a shrimp face?

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It's a way of saying "damn."

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Oh wow!

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EXTRA POINTS
MATH, HISTORY, SCIENCE

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Lisa, is everything okay?

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Yes. Why?

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Because you are studying
and you don't seem happy.

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My new friend is not what I thought.

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She's... Republican!

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What are you laughing at?
They are destroying the world.

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So yes, huh?

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I was going to show you this
when you were older, but...

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DAWN IN THE USA

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Did you vote for Reagan?

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The 80s were a mess.

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I left it a long time ago
of listening to the Thompson Twins.

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Although...

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do you mean
What was a phase of your life?

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An eighties party!
Here, Jeroma, gumdrops.

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Tear down this wall!

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Because I think the pills
They are behind this wall.

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THE SUPER BOWL RAP

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SUPER BOWL RAP

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Boy, get up here!

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Let's sing the Super Bowl rap.

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No! You never let me be Mike Singletary.

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Okay, you play Mike Singletary.

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Enjoy your career
of a mediocre coach.

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My name is Homer, I'm a real runner.

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I run with the ball and caused a great stupor

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If you run a quarter, you will have a heart attack

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You will be...!

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Hey big guy, I don't want to fight

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I came here only to...

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...Rapping

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Excuse me.

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People change their minds.

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Bobby Kennedy worked for Joe McCarthy.

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Larry David appeared in Hannah Montana.

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What are you trying to tell me?

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Isabel is only eight years old.

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When he grows up, they will pass him by
surprising things to your body...

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...of beliefs.

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But a friend like you will come in handy.

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CONSERVATIVE WOMEN:
FROM QUEEN VICTORIA TO VICTORIA JACKSON

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-Isabella?
-Lisa?

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-Hey, I'm so sorry...
-Nothing happens.

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my mother says
that you are going through a progressive phase.

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That? My mother says that you
You are going through a conservative phase.

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That doesn't exist. The conservatives
They become even more conservative.

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Because every year they read something more
from Atlas Shrugged.

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Look, we're only eight years old.

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Can't we play Monopoly or something?

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My father has a monopoly!

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SPRINGFIELD REPUBLICAN PARTY,
NOW 28% FEWER PIRATES

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That young filly
she's just the kind of candidate

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that we must recruit.

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A young and dynamic Latina.

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Yija! I said it right!

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Without the Hispanic vote,
Even Texas is destined to turn blue.

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Blue!

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Yes, we must find her and train her

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before he gets fat like Chris Christie.

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The guy thinks GOP means
"Sloppy Bear Jelly Beans."

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But despite my humorous comments,
Obesity is no laughing matter.

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REPPY THE REPTILE SAYS:
APPLY TO CLASS DELEGATE

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Impossible to resist the words
"registration sheet".

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REGISTRATION FOR DELEGATE

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Looks like I'll have to compete with Isabel.

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And Ralph?

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Call me Ralph Nader.

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-I don't know why.
-Isabel.

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I want the campaign to address certain topics:

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same-sex hiking companions,

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that pets
can obtain citizenship...

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And no revealing old relationships.

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Yes, Lisa and I were dating.
Yes, it broke my heart.

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Surely your detectives
they already know everything.

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I just found out.

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Oh really? Yes I even did this!

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Hello! Disgusting!

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How long ago
Don't you wash your belly?

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You no longer have the right to ask it.

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Don't push!

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I would like to speak with you, young lady.

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-How did you get in there?
-Through the cracks.

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PHINEAS Q. NATAGRASA ICE CREAM SHOP

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Here's the icing.

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You are our future,

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so you can't lose.

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I love Spanish.

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Since the Inquisition
until the fascinating years of Franco.

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What are you talking about?

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Make way!
I know how to talk to kids.

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We want to give you a gift.

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A tainted victory
that will haunt you forever.

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I prefer to do it alone.

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And who will you belong to?

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They couldn't buy me
Not even with a wheelbarrow full of ice cream.

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Wow, well done.

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They just pushed her

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into the arms of the Libertarian Party.

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Maybe we can help her
without her knowing that we helped her.

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Nobody stops me from rigging
a second-year election.

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I even bribed People magazine
to be the sexiest man alive.

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What cost the most
was to convince them that he was alive.

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Who ordered the Yumboni?

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It was me!

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Smithers, I want you to eat it.

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Describe each flavor

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and don't forget to get stuffed.

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Sir, I am lactose intolerant.

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And I'm allergic to replicas.
Let's eat!

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Have a good day, children.

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Bart, I'll pick you up after school.

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to take you to karate class.

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Mom, I discovered a long time ago

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that Sensei Weinstein
He is actually my psychologist.

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It's the same, for 45 minutes
You're not my problem, honey.

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VOTE ISABEL

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Relax, Lisa.
Despite the paid advertisement

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I am totally from the center.

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-Idiot!
-Pick a side!

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That?

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A STEP THROUGH ISABEL

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SPRINGFIELD ISABELARIAN SCHOOL

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What are you doing?

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I'm just as surprised as you.

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I don't know why
the Springfield Republican Party

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It is adorning me.

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Decorating? Yuck!

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Unfortunately, I can't stop it.

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The Supreme Court says that spending money
It is freedom of expression.

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Well use your freedom of expression

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to report money intrusion
in our elections.

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I will think about it
during the trip to the cafeteria.

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VOTE ISABEL

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Give me another one.

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How not?

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It's imaginary.

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Alright. Leave.

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I'll see you later.

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DO NOT SERVE

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Oh wow!

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Bart, I need you to help me
to win the elections.

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Okay, but you have to be tough.

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-I can get tough.
-You don't know how to be tough.

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That's not hard.

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Like a gentle breeze.

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Maggie hits harder.

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The fairy of dreams
Has he kissed my cheek?

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Okay, you've got my attention.

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Do you want to win the elections?

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From now on,
You will do what I say.

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OK.

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Make five trays of cakes.

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You are taking advantage of the situation.

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Maybe Isabel likes to cook.

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Fluffy or juicy?

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I'll do both.

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YES WE CAN
EAT CAKES

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First, we attract them.

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Then we scare them to death.

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Arguing
the school budget crisis?

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No, with balls to the head.

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Bombing!

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I am associating Isabel
with pain in the belly.

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Bombing?

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TEST DEBATE

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Miss Simpson,
your platform requires creating

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a garden for the students.

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Organic gardens are essential
in 21st century education,

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-they teach so much...
-And what are you going to cut?

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to pay for your beautiful garden?

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The baseball bats?
Friday pizzas?

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Not the pizzas!

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00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,218
I'm sorry, Lisa. You have lost again.

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00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,555
You have to get your act together, little sister.

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If you think I'm tough, wait
for Gutiérrez to sink his teeth into you.

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Remember your ace up your sleeve:

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chocolate milk in fountains.

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That's impossible.

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The best plumbers
of the people have verified it.

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00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,528
We'll worry about that
when you are elected.

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00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,532
Why are you so happy?

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00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,869
We have it in the boat, Lis.
As soon as people see this.

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00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:16,332
They are training wheels. He still uses training wheels.

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And look at this.

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Excellent.

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00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,968
But what do I do? Fingers spread!

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00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,764
Bart, I want to win, but not like this.

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00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,557
Sorry, you're fired.

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00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:38,812
Put down the bottle.

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00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,524
Surely at the end of the night
You will seem more beautiful to me.

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Welcome to the first
from a series of 37 debates...

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...OMG... previous
to the primary elections.

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You're a dry snot!

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00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,578
I propose that we leave aside the insults

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and let's solve real problems.

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Dry mucus!

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Vote for whoever you want.
For me they are both losers.

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Now, the second course debate
between Isabel Gutiérrez

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and Lisa Simp-a-son.

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It sounds strange.

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00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:15,057
Ivy Agee, Frank Marino, Glen Gloyd.

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These men fought at Omaha Beach.

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For them I present myself
to second year delegate.

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Long live Isabel!

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00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,903
I bet my bologna sandwich
That girl is going to win.

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00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,822
Too expensive for me, sir.

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00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,992
Even if it fogs up a mirror, Seymour,
I wouldn't believe he's alive.

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Now the other candidate, Lisa Simpson.

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It's true, I'm progressive.

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Sometimes that word is used as an insult.

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Progressive.

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But being progressive means

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believe that those who have
more than enough

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they must share a little
with those who don't have it.

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These principles have been a constant

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during the most prosperous periods
of this country.

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If that is being progressive,
So I am progressive.

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00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,228
And hang me.

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00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:06,025
Sorry! We are setting up the decoration
of a new play.

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14 POINTS, GREAT SOCIETY,
FOUR FREEDOMS,

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The pantheon of the Democratic Party.
What noble ideals.

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00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,749
And here are the spirits.

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00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,461
Michael Dukakis, Walter Mondale,
John Kerry?

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00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,129
They are all losers.

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00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:30,215
I'm afraid you're going to lose, Lisa.

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00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:33,010
And when we lose, we lose big.

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00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:36,221
What about Obama?
Harry Truman, Bill Clinton?

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00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,307
Lisa, you look a lot like me.

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00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,392
You play the saxophone,
you are from a town,

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Your mother raises you without help.

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00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,562
Do you know how I can win?

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00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,481
I don't even know why I'm a ghost.

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00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,149
All these guys are alive.

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00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,984
John Kerry is Secretary of State.

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He's doing a great job.

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00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:54,656
There is still much to do
with respect to Asian currencies.

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00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,493
Of course.
Lisa, I only appear in this dream

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to talk to you
of the Clinton Global Initiative.

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00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,998
Our mission is
turn ideas into actions

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00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,958
and come up with innovative solutions that...

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00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,961
Hey, hey, hey!
You can't fall asleep in a dream!

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00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,381
I already know what to do.

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00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,551
Hello, Isabel? Listen...

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00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,390
Our initiative
also convenes the CGI America,

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a meeting on economic recovery
and job creation.

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00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,312
You used to be fun!

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00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,815
Kevin Costner was formerly
a movie star. Get over it!

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00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,609
And now for the final debate,

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welcome Li...

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00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,782
Li...sa? Lisa, uh... Simp... rang.

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Yes.

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And Isabel Adolfo Guzmán López Gutiérrez.

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Ladies.

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I just want to say
I don't care about politics

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not even the elections
nor the negative campaigns.

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If my friend Lisa wins, so be it.

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00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,891
-I also want to say...
-Time is up.

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-But...
-Stop bragging.

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00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,395
TODAY, ELECTORAL RESULTS

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BEATING DAY: CLOSED

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Back to the banner cabin.

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00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:12,568
Good morning.

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BALLOTS

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We have already counted the votes
for class representative.

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A brief announcement:
the contaminated salad

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has made several students
have nightmares about Michael Dukakis.

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It could repeat itself, so ask
Ask your parents to tie you to the bed.

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And now the results.

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First delegate...
Results are postponed

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for jam on the ballots.

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Second delegate...

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00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,172
Isabel Gutierrez.

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-Third party delegate, there are no votes.
-Congratulations, Isabel.

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I really hope you enjoy
Friday meetings.

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00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:40,554
Simpsons!

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00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,640
And the free cinnamon sugar cookies.

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00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:44,683
ISABEL FOR DELEGATE

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00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,602
Smithers, we win! Release the balloons!

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00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,609
Can I at least take the balloons away?

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00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,152
If you do it will kill him.

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00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,029
Hello, Lisa.

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00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,323
Hello. I'm sorry I fired you.

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00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,074
I don't hold a grudge against you.

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00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,826
Many good things have happened to me.

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00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,828
Thanks, Bart.

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00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,373
I think these polls
at the exit they will encourage you.

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00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,834
They say I'm a badass
with spiky hair.

403
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,712
Yes, but they agree
with everything you said.

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00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:14,922
Where do you want to go?

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00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,133
53% said they would vote
to someone progressive.

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00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,176
Just not to you.

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00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,845
Have you heard that, world?

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00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:24,765
They love my ideas,
What they don't like is me!

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00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,392
With that we are already halfway there!

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ELECTIONS 2056

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Hi, I'm old Anderson Cooper.

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Welcome to our first debate
between the Republican Isabel Gutiérrez

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and Lisa Simpson, who represents
the Robot Zombie Democratic Coalition.

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First question:
Mrs. Simpson, what would you do?

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00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,408
to get the US out of Afghanistan?

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00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,703
I would throw in the towel
and would make it a state.

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00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,373
That's our little girl.

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Subtitles: Noelia Surribas